Pro War Stud of the Day...
Name: Ben Shapiro
Occupation : Student
Age : 15 or 16?
Cheeto Stains : 2nd Degree
Body Type : Charles in Charge
Fun Facts : Ben goes to Harvard, that’s an elite college. You have to be pretty smart to get in there.
Dream Date : Snuggling with Ben by a warm fire on a cold Cambridge night, helping him review porno tapes for his next book
Why he is hot : Ben makes me feel secure. I know he’s not going to go running off to join a war and fight for his beliefs or anything, he’s just not like that. If he has to, I’ll bet he could stay in college a long time.
posted by Samantha Veronica @ 9:24 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:31 PM, August 18, 2005,
Max said…
I'd hit it, but only if he was bottoming.
At 11:21 AM, August 19, 2005,
Anonymous said…
That Ben sure is a hottie! I'm so proud that handsome young men like Ben have signed on to the Glorious Christian Cultural Revolution that is transforming this great land of ours. I'll bet he's never even had a single noctural emission, he's that pure and righteous! Even after watching all those millions of hours of pornography while researching his latest book. No hairy palms for our Benny, no siree.
Your sister in Christ,
Lulu Pickle
At 1:42 PM, October 03, 2005,
Condoleesa said…
Wait.... isn't Shapiro a Jewish name?
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