Oh, It's Stinky.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Pro War Stud of the Day...




Name: Ben Shapiro


Occupation : Student

Age : 15 or 16?

Cheeto Stains : 2nd Degree

Body Type : Charles in Charge

Fun Facts : Ben goes to Harvard, that’s an elite college. You have to be pretty smart to get in there.

Dream Date : Snuggling with Ben by a warm fire on a cold Cambridge night, helping him review porno tapes for his next book

Why he is hot : Ben makes me feel secure. I know he’s not going to go running off to join a war and fight for his beliefs or anything, he’s just not like that. If he has to, I’ll bet he could stay in college a long time.




4 Comments:

  • At 8:36 PM, August 17, 2005, Blogger Pinko Punko said…

    You spooners you!

    I bet Ben loves to spoon! only in a turtleneck though

     
  • At 9:31 PM, August 18, 2005, Blogger Max said…

    I'd hit it, but only if he was bottoming.

     
  • At 11:21 AM, August 19, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    That Ben sure is a hottie! I'm so proud that handsome young men like Ben have signed on to the Glorious Christian Cultural Revolution that is transforming this great land of ours. I'll bet he's never even had a single noctural emission, he's that pure and righteous! Even after watching all those millions of hours of pornography while researching his latest book. No hairy palms for our Benny, no siree.

    Your sister in Christ,
    Lulu Pickle

     
  • At 1:42 PM, October 03, 2005, Blogger Condoleesa said…

    Wait.... isn't Shapiro a Jewish name?

     

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